The Southeast’s Most Wanted Dancers
A Fun Traveling Square Dance Club Bringing Fun Squares Wherever We Go
⚠ BREAKING ⚠
ARMED AND DANGEROUS ON THE DANCE FLOOR ✦ LAST SEEN PROMENADING AT HIGH SPEED ✦ CONSIDERED EXTREMELY FUN ✦ DO-SI-DO VIOLATIONS REPORTED ✦ REWARD: ONE SQUARE DANCE ✦ APPROACH WITH A SMILE ✦ ARMED AND DANGEROUS ON THE DANCE FLOOR ✦ LAST SEEN PROMENADING AT HIGH SPEED ✦
WANTED
CRIME: Excessive Dancing
REWARD: One Square Dance
A.K.A. “THE OUTLAWS”
About the Gang
Turn Yourself In
We’re the Accidental Outlaws of Square Dancing
What started as a joke nickname on the drive home from square dance class has grown into a club with members across Eastern Tennessee — and beyond. We travel to dances across the South, square up wherever we go, and welcome anyone bold enough to step onto the floor.
No fixed dance night. No jail cell required. Just a whole lot of do-si-dos and a community with a big heart and a wide reach.
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The Southeast’s Most Wanted Dancers
#25-001
Big Man
Doesn’t dance well… but tries anyway
DANGEROUS
#25-000
Warden
Calling (Boring)
RINGLEADER
#25-000
Caseworker
Caller’s Wife
ACCOMPLICE
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Surrender Yourself
Ready to Do Your Time
Ready to Do Your Time
on the Dance Floor?
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📍 Based in Eastern TN